A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes
when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you
can stereotype blonde women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person...
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against,
not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sucker on your
knee!"
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